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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st September 1995

Dilbert//2350, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 21st September 1995


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tech support bob newest manuver turban wedgie regular wedgie


Official transcript

Dogbert sits on the armrest of a couch. Dilbert, with a phone in his hand, says, "I've been on hold for tech support since Tuesday. Get Bob and meet me in the car."

Dilbert is driving with Dogbert in the passenger seat. Bob the Dinosaur says from the back seat, "I can't wait to try my newest maneuver, the 'Turban Wedgie.'"

Bob is holding the tech support person in the air. The tech support person has a turban on his head. Bob says to Dilbert, "It starts like a regular wedgie then I wrap it around his head."

Dilbert says, "Question . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR TECH SUPPORT SINCE TUESDAY.

GET BOB AND MEET ME IN THE CAR.

I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY MY NEWEST MANEUVER, THE "TURBAN WEDGIE." IT STARTS LIKE A REGULAR WEDGIE THEN I WRAP IT AROUND HIS HEAD.

QUESTION...

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Turban Wedgie"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1995, features Dilbert and his dog Dogbert. The scene unfolds with Dilbert on hold for tech support, awaiting assistance. He decides to occupy himself by getting Bob, a fellow employee, to meet him in the car.

Upon arrival, Dilbert introduces a new maneuver, the "Turban Wedgie," which involves wrapping the turban around Bob's head. The conversation takes an unexpected turn as Bob questions the purpose of the maneuver, leading to a humorous exchange between the two characters.

The comic strip showcases the witty banter and absurd situations characteristic of the Dilbert series, highlighting the quirks of office life and the creative ways employees find to pass the time.

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