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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd September 1995

Dilbert//2351, first published 31 years ago on Friday 22nd September 1995


Tags

add resource human beings not resources most valuable asset


Official transcript

The Boss approaches Alice who is seated at her desk. He asks, "Alice, I've decided to add a resource to your project."

Alice screams, "We're human beings, not 'resources!!'"

The Boss looks stunned as he replies, "Would it help if I told you that resources are our most valuable asset?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, I'VE DECIDED TO ADD A RESOURCE TO YOUR PROJECT.

WE'RE HUMAN BEINGS, NOT "RESOURCES"!!

WOULD IT HELP IF I TOLD YOU THAT RESOURCES ARE OUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1995, features a conversation between Alice and her boss. Alice has decided to add a resource to their project, but her boss is skeptical about the value of resources. The boss asks if Alice would help him understand why resources are the most valuable asset, and Alice responds by pointing out that humans are not resources. The boss is taken aback by this revelation, and the conversation ends with a humorous exchange.

Key Points:

  • Alice adds a resource to their project
  • Boss is skeptical about the value of resources
  • Boss asks Alice to explain why resources are the most valuable asset
  • Alice points out that humans are not resources
  • Boss is surprised by this revelation

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from the unexpected twist at the end, where Alice reveals that humans are not resources. The boss's reaction is a classic example of a "gotcha" moment, where he is caught off guard by Alice's clever response. The use of wordplay and clever language adds to the humor, making it a relatable and entertaining comic strip for readers.

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