Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th October 1995
Dilbert//2366, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 7th October 1995
Tags
planes going down one parachute harvard mba dog knapsack old joke ceo grabs animals
Official transcript
Dogbert stands in the cabin of the corporate jet wearing a parachute on his back. He says to the CEO, "It looks like the plane's going down and there's only one parachute."
The CEO looks shocked. The CEO grabs the parachute and screams, "Give it to me!!! I'm a CEO with a Harvard MBA. You're a dog!!"
Dogbert and the CEO fall through the air wearing packs on their backs. Dogbert says to the CEO, "That's my knapsack."
As some fruit and loose paper falls out of the CEO's pack, he says, "Old joke."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
IT LOOKS LIKE THE PLANE'S GOING DOWN AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PARACHUTE GIVE IT TO ME!!!
I'M A CEO WITH A HARVARD MBA.
YOU'RE A DOG!!
THAT'S MY KNAPSACK OLD JOKE
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
The comic strip is titled "Old Joke" and features Dilbert, a white dog, in a business setting. The storyline is as follows:
- A man is sitting in an airplane seat, looking worried.
- Dilbert, a white dog, is standing next to him.
- The man says, "It looks like the plane's going down and there's only one parachute."
- Dilbert responds, "Give it to me!!! I'm a CEO with a Harvard MBA. You're a dog!!"
- The man hands Dilbert the parachute, and Dilbert says, "That's my knapsack."
- The man is shocked and says, "Old joke."
The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of a dog being more capable than a human in a business setting. It also highlights the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected twist at the end.
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