Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th October 1995

Dilbert//2366, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 7th October 1995

Tags

planes going down one parachute harvard mba dog knapsack old joke ceo grabs animals

Official transcript

Dogbert stands in the cabin of the corporate jet wearing a parachute on his back. He says to the CEO, "It looks like the plane's going down and there's only one parachute."

The CEO looks shocked. The CEO grabs the parachute and screams, "Give it to me!!! I'm a CEO with a Harvard MBA. You're a dog!!"

Dogbert and the CEO fall through the air wearing packs on their backs. Dogbert says to the CEO, "That's my knapsack."

As some fruit and loose paper falls out of the CEO's pack, he says, "Old joke."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT LOOKS LIKE THE PLANE'S GOING DOWN AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PARACHUTE GIVE IT TO ME!!!

I'M A CEO WITH A HARVARD MBA.

YOU'RE A DOG!!

THAT'S MY KNAPSACK OLD JOKE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog with a distinctive appearance, and his boss, the CEO of a Harvard MBA.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert is shown wearing a parachute, while the CEO is seated in a chair.
• The CEO makes a joke about Dilbert being a dog, and Dilbert responds by saying, "That's my knapsack."
• The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a dog wearing a parachute and the absurdity of the situation.

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