Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th October 1995

Dilbert//2365, first published 31 years ago on Friday 6th October 1995

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captain dogbert good news bad news hotting town early actually hitting town crash warning corporate jet ceo dog animals

Official transcript

The corporate jet flies over the mountains. From the cockpit, Dogbert says, "This is Captain Dogbert with some good news and some bad news."

Dogbert continues, "The good news is that we'll be hitting town ten minutes ahead of schedule . . ."

Dogbert continues, "The bad news is we'll be hitting town."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS CAPTAIN DOGBERT WITH SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS.

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT WELL BE HITTING TOWN TEN MINUTES AHEAD OF SCHEDULE THE BAD NEWS IS WELL BE HITTING TOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Delayed Flight"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a pilot named Captain Dogbert.
• The pilot announces that they will be hitting town ten minutes ahead of schedule.
• However, the bad news is that they will be hitting town.
• The punchline is a play on words, as the phrase "hitting town" can have multiple meanings.
• The humor comes from the unexpected twist on the usual meaning of the phrase.

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