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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th October 1995

Dilbert//2375, first published 31 years ago on Monday 16th October 1995


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wearing enough fragrance better increase doasge hear compliments


Official transcript

A woman walks by Wally's cubicle and thinks, "I wonder if I'm wearing enough fragrance."

Clouds of odor surround her body. Inside his cubicle, Wally whips his head around to look at her. Wally is overcome by the odor and falls over in his chair screaming, "AIEEEEE!!"

As she leaves a trail of unconscious employees behind her, the woman thinks, "I'd better increase the dosage until I hear some compliments."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WONDER IF I'M WEARING ENOUGH FRAGRANCE.

I'D BETTER INCREASE THE DO SAGE UNTIL I HEAR SOME COMPLIMENTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A Fragrance Frenzy"

Summary:

  • A woman in an office setting is concerned about her perfume level.
  • She asks her coworker if she's wearing enough fragrance.
  • The coworker responds with a loud "AIEEEE!!" and falls to the ground, indicating that the woman is wearing too much perfume.
  • The woman decides to increase the dosage until she receives compliments.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the importance of finding the right balance when it comes to perfume.

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