Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th October 1995

Dilbert//2377, first published 31 years ago on Wednesday 18th October 1995

Tags

smell bad perfume killing people cpr let me die dogbert woman bad perfume

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a woman's desk wearing a gas mask. He says, "I have failed in my attempt to subtly tell you that your perfume is killing people. I will try a direct approach."

Dogbert removes the mask and screams, "Hey!! You smell bad!!! B-a-a-a-d!!"

Dilbert collapses onto the desk and the woman asks, "Should I give you CPR?"

Dogbert says, "No-o-o-o!! Let me die!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE FAILED IN MY ATTEMPT TO SUBTLY TELL YOU THAT YOUR PERFUME IS KILLING PEOPLE. I WILLTRY A DIRECT APPROACH.

HEY!! YOU SMELL BAD!!!

B-A-A-A-D!!

SHOULD I GIVE YOU CPR?

N00-0-0!!

LET ME DIE!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Perfume Test"

Summary:

• A woman is conducting a perfume test with a group of animals.
• The animals are reacting negatively to the perfume, with one animal even falling over and dying.
• The woman is oblivious to the animals' distress and continues with the test.
• The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of conducting scientific tests on animals without regard for their well-being.

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