Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th October 1995

Dilbert//2378, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 19th October 1995

Tags

heaven dogbert relaxed standards automatic halo frisbees angel pearly gates

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a cloud across from an angel at a podium. The angel says, "Welcome to heaven, Mister Dogbert."

Dogbert says, "Wow, it looks like you guys relaxed your standards!"

The angel says, "Dogs are automatic. No matter what you do, there's always a place in heaven for every little dog."

Dogbert takes the angel's halo off and stands on the podium. The angel puts his hands on his hips and says angrily, "I'd like that back now, if you don't mind!!"

Dogbert says, "What kind of distance can you get with these little 'Frisbees?'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO HEAVEN, MISTER DOGBERT.

wOW, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS RELAXED YOUR STANDARDS!

DOGS ARE AUTOMATIC.

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, THERE'S ALWAYS A PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR EVERY LITTLE DOG.

1010019 I'D LIKE THAT BACK NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND!!

WHAT KIND OF DISTANCE CAN YOU GET WITH THESE LITTLE "FRISBEES"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Heavenly Hilarity"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in 1995, presents a humorous take on the afterlife. The story revolves around a man named Mister Dogbert, who finds himself in heaven with a unique twist: dogs are in charge.

Panel Breakdown:

• Panel 1: Mister Dogbert is greeted by an angel, who welcomes him to heaven and notes that dogs are automatic, always a place in heaven for every little dog.
• Panel 2: Mister Dogbert is shown writing on a clipboard, with the angel explaining that there's always a place in heaven for every little dog.
• Panel 3: Mister Dogbert asks what kind of distance he can get with his little "frisbees," and the angel responds that he'd like that back now if he doesn't mind.

Key Elements:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of heaven being a place where dogs are in charge.
• The angel's deadpan reactions add to the humor.
• The strip's lighthearted tone and playful language make it an entertaining read.

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