Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st October 1995

Dilbert//2380, first published 31 years ago on Saturday 21st October 1995

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special powers angel dogbert snap of paw what people want instinctive boobs on man aim sticks

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table in a restaurant. Dilbert asks, "Are you saying that you're an angel now? And you have special powers to help people."

Dilbert replies, "Exactly. I instinctively know what people want and I can give it to them with a snap of the paw."

Dogbert snaps in the direction of the waitress. Dilbert asks, "Are you having any trouble controlling it?"

Dogbert says, "My aim stinks."

Behind them, a waiter looks shocked to see that he suddenly has large breasts. The waitress looks angry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'RE AN ANGEL NOW?

AND YOU HAVE SPECIAL POWERS TO HELP PEOPLE.

EXACTLY. I INSTINCTIVELY KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WANT AND I CAN GIVE IT TO THEM WITH A SNAP OF THE PAW.

ARE YOU HAVING ANY TROUBLE CONTROLLING IT ?

MY AIM STINKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Special Powers"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a waitress at a restaurant. The man asks if he is an angel now, to which the waitress responds that he has special powers to help people. The man then asks if he can give his special powers to someone else, and the waitress says he can give them a "snap of the paw." The man asks if he is having any trouble controlling his powers, and the waitress replies that his aim stinks.

Key Points:

• The man is given special powers to help people.
• He can give his powers to someone else by giving them a "snap of the paw."
• The man struggles to control his powers, with his aim being particularly poor.
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of having special powers and the challenges that come with them.

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