Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th November 1995

Dilbert//2419, first published 31 years ago on Wednesday 29th November 1995

Tags

network connection technology have not global economy french fry electronic mail snork

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a table eating lunch. Wally asks, "Alice, did you hear that Dilbert's network connection isn't working?"

Alice says, "Uh-oh."

Wally continues, "He is what we call a technology 'have not.' His competitiveness in the global economy will last as long as this french fry."

Alice says, "So sad."

As Wally gulps the french fry, Alice says to Dilbert, "After lunch, I'm going to use something called 'electronic mail.' You can watch if you promise not to touch anything."

Dilbert looks angry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, DID YOU HEAR THAT DILBERT'S NETWORK CONNECTION ISN'T WORKING?

UH-OH HE IS WHAT WE CALL A TECHNOLOGY "HAVE NOT." HIS COMPETITIVENESS IN THE GLOBAL ECONOMY WILL LAST AS LONG AS THIS FRENCH FRY.

SO SAD.

AFTER LUNCH, I'M GOING TO USE SOMETHING CALLED "ELECTRONIC MAIL." YOU CAN WATCH IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING.

SNORK!

c GUI

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Have Not"

Summary:

The comic strip, titled "Have Not," revolves around a conversation between Alice and Dilbert. The exchange begins with Alice inquiring about the status of Dilbert's network connection. Dilbert responds by explaining that his technology, referred to as "Have Not," is designed to last as long as a French fry. He then proceeds to demonstrate its capabilities by using it to access electronic mail.

Key Points:

• The comic strip humorously highlights the concept of "Have Not" technology.
• Dilbert's response showcases his confidence in the technology's durability.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of using outdated technology in a modern setting.

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