Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th November 1995

Dilbert//2420, first published 31 years ago on Thursday 30th November 1995

Tags

dating for a year needs can't fulfill internet been broken

Official transcript

Dilbert and Liz sit on the floor leaning against the couch. Dilbert says, "We've been dating for a year now, Liz. There's something I'd like to do tonight . . ."

Dilbert and Liz hold hands as Dilbert continues, "There are some needs that I can't fulfill at work."

Liz says, "I understand."

Dilbert sits at the desk and shouts, "Yes! Yes!"

Liz sits behind him reading a book. She asks, "How long has your Internet connection at work been broken?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A YEAR NOW, LIZ.

THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO DO TONIGHT...

THERE ARE SOME NEEDS THAT I CAN'T FULFILL AT WORK.

I UNDERSTAND.

YES!

YES!

HOW LONG HAS YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION AT WORK BEEN BROKEN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Internet Connection at Work"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a man and his daughter, Liz, who is visiting him at work. Liz inquires about his plans for the evening, and he responds that he has been dating for a year but has not found someone to fulfill his needs. Liz asks if he understands how long his internet connection has been broken, and he replies "yes." The strip humorously highlights the challenges of dating and the frustrations of dealing with technology issues at work.

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