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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th December 1995

Dilbert//2426, first published 31 years ago on Wednesday 6th December 1995


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attractive sales person vendor dogbert technology hardware solution half cost save money upgrade later expensive price sheet


Official transcript

Dogbert and the Boss sit at a conference table. Dogbert says, "Your employees have recommended a vendor who has an attractive salesperson."

Dogbert continues, "But the 'Dogbert Technology Company' can provide you with a hardware solution for HALF the cost!"

The Boss says excitedly, "I'll save money!"

The Boss asks, "What if I need to upgrade later? Is it expensive?"

Dogbert replies, "I must have left that price sheet in my other fur."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR EMPLOYEES HAVE RECOMMENDED A VENDOR WHO HAS AN ATTRACTIVE SALESPERSON.

BUT THE "DOGBERT TECHNOLOGY COMPANY" CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH A HARDWARE SOLUTION FOR HALF THE COST!

I'LL SAVE MONEY!

WHAT IF INEED TO UPGRADE LATER? IS IT EXPENSIVE?

I MUST HAVE LEFT THAT PRICE SHEET IN MY OTHER FUR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Hardware Upgrade"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a man sitting at a desk with his dog, who is wearing a suit and tie.
  • The man is holding a piece of paper and says, "Your employees have recommended a vendor who has an attractive salesperson."
  • The dog responds, "But the 'Dogbert Technology Company' can provide you with a hardware solution for half the cost!"
  • The man asks, "What if I need to upgrade later? Is it expensive?"
  • The dog replies, "I must have left that price sheet in my other fur."
  • The man says, "I'll save money!"
  • The dog responds, "I must have left that price sheet in my other fur."

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