Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th December 1995

Dilbert//2438, first published 31 years ago on Monday 18th December 1995

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convince buy product everybody is in sales imagine new slogan wally friends convince friends

Official transcript

The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "Our new slogan is 'Everybody is in sales.'"

The Boss continues, "Imagine if all our employees convinced their friends to buy our product, eventually . . ."

Alice asks, "We'd have no friends?"

Wally asks Dilbert, "What's this 'friend' thing I keep hearing about?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW SLOGAN IS "EVERYBODY IS IN SALES." IMAGINE IF ALL OUR EMPLOYEES CONVINCED THEIR FRIENDS TO BUY OUR PRODUCT, EVENTUALLY.

... WED HAVE NO FRIENDS?

WHAT'S THIS "FRIEND" THING I KEEP HEARING ABOUT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Everybody is in Sales".

Summary:

• The boss introduces a new slogan: "Everybody is in sales."
• Employees are skeptical, but the boss insists that if everyone convinces their friends to buy the product, sales will increase.
• The employees are unconvinced and wonder if they have no friends.
• One employee asks if the "friend" thing is still being discussed.

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