Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th February 1996

Dilbert//2492, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 10th February 1996

Tags

dogbert forget them quietly supportuive too many passwords with draw money phone messages

Official transcript

Dilbert lies on the couch looking worried and Dogbert sits on the backrest. Dilbert says, "I have too many passwords in my life. What if I forget them?"

Dogbert's ears fly up and he shouts, "You'd lose your job! You wouldn't be able to withdraw money or check phone messages! You'd be dead in a week!"

Dilbert's hair and tie fly up and he says, "That would have been a good time to be quietly supportive, Dogbert."

Dogbert responds, "Oh, yeah, that's a lot of fun."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE TOO MANY PASSWORDS IN MY LIFE. WHAT IF I FORGET THEM?

YOU'D LOSE YOUR JOB!

YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW MONEY OR CHECK PHONE MESSAGES!

YOU'D BE DEAD IN A WEEK !!

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD TIME TO BE QUIETLY SUPPORTIVE, DOGBERT.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S A LOT OF FUN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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