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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th February 1996

Dilbert//2492, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 10th February 1996


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dogbert forget them quietly supportuive too many passwords with draw money phone messages


Official transcript

Dilbert lies on the couch looking worried and Dogbert sits on the backrest. Dilbert says, "I have too many passwords in my life. What if I forget them?"

Dogbert's ears fly up and he shouts, "You'd lose your job! You wouldn't be able to withdraw money or check phone messages! You'd be dead in a week!"

Dilbert's hair and tie fly up and he says, "That would have been a good time to be quietly supportive, Dogbert."

Dogbert responds, "Oh, yeah, that's a lot of fun."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE TOO MANY PASSWORDS IN MY LIFE. WHAT IF I FORGET THEM?

YOU'D LOSE YOUR JOB!

YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW MONEY OR CHECK PHONE MESSAGES!

YOU'D BE DEAD IN A WEEK !!

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD TIME TO BE QUIETLY SUPPORTIVE, DOGBERT.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S A LOT OF FUN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Password Pandemonium"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert', features a humorous exchange between the main character, Dilbert, and his boss, Dogbert. The conversation revolves around password management and its consequences.

  • Dilbert is struggling with too many passwords to remember, leading to a discussion about the potential outcome if he forgets them all.
  • Dogbert proposes that if Dilbert forgets all his passwords, he would be unable to withdraw money or check phone messages, resulting in his death within a week.
  • The exchange is lighthearted and playful, with Dogbert's absurd suggestion adding to the comedic tone.

Overall, the comic strip uses humor to highlight the challenges of managing multiple passwords and the importance of keeping track of them.

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