Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th February 1996

Dilbert//2495, first published thirty years ago on Tuesday 13th February 1996

Tags

hype most excellent pry myself away warming device windows 95 tormenting people

Official transcript

Catbert sits on a monitor and thinks, "I know I should be off tormenting people . . ."

Catbert continues thinking, "But I can't pry myself away from this most excellent butt-warming device."

Catbert lies face down on the monitor and thinks, "It's probably because of the hype, but I'm thinking this would be even better with 'Windows 95.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KNOW I SHOULD BE OFF TORMENTING PEOPLE..

BUT I CAN'T PRY MYSELF AWAY FROM THIS MOST EXCELLENT BUTT- WARMING DEVICE.

IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE HYPE, BUT I'M THINKING THIS WOULD BE EVEN BETTER WITH "WINDOWS 95."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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