Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th February 1996

Dilbert//2496, first published thirty years ago on Wednesday 14th February 1996

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such cubicle enviroment regular emplyees enjoy sharing cubicle co ops new co op lasted a day fit in

Official transcript

The Boss walks down the hall with a new employee. The Boss says, "As a co-op employee, you can't expect the same lush cubicle environment that the regular employees enjoy."

The Boss brings the man to a cubicle filled with people lying on top of each other. The Boss says, "You'll be sharing this cubicle with our other co-ops."

Dilbert says to Alice, "I heard that the new co-op only lasted one day."

Alice quips, "He didn't fit in."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS A COOP EMPLOYEE, YOU CAN'T EXPECT THE SAME LUSH CUBICLE ENVIRONMENT THAT THE REGULAR EMPLOYEES ENJOY.

YOU'LL BE SHARING THIS CUBICLE WITH OUR OTHER COOPS.

I HEARD THAT THE NEW COOP ONLY LASTED ONE DAY.

HE DIDN'T FIT IN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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