Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st March 1996

Dilbert//2512, first published thirty years ago on Friday 1st March 1996

Tags

facilitate this meeting speak begin saw display may not speak exercise health

Official transcript

Dogbert, Alice, Wally and Dilbert sit at a conference table. Dogbert says, "I've been asked to facilitate this meeting. I alone will determine who can speak."

Dogbert continues, "I'd like to begin with a raw display of my power."

You may not speak."

Dogbert turns to Wally and says, "Hey, Wally . . . Did you ever hear of a thing called exercise?"

Wally strains to keep from speaking.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN ASKED TO FACILITATE THIS MEETING.

I ALONE WILL DETERMINE WHO CAN SPEAK.

I'D LIKE TO BEGIN WITH A RAW DISPLAY OF MY POWER. YOU MAY NOT SPEAK.

HEY, WALLY...

DID YOU EVER HEAR OF A THING CALLED EXERCISE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Exercise"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where a participant is asked to facilitate the discussion. However, they express their desire to begin with a raw display of power, which is met with confusion by the other attendees. The participant then asks if anyone has heard of exercise, leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Elements:

• A meeting where a participant is asked to facilitate the discussion
• The participant's unusual request to begin with a raw display of power
• Confusion among the other attendees
• A humorous exchange about exercise
• A lighthearted and satirical take on meetings and communication.

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