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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd March 1996

Dilbert//2513, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 2nd March 1996


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fascilitator breakthrough moment of silence honor despite surrounded by dolts


Official transcript

Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, Alice and another employee sit at a conference table. Dogbert says, "I think you'll agree that this meeting went smoothly with me as facilitator."

Dogbert continues, "The breakthrough was when I realized I was the only one here with anything valuable to say."

Dogbert concludes, "Let's have a moment of silence to honor me for my brilliant work despite being surrounded by dolts."

Everyone at the table looks angry.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I THINK YOU'LL AGREE THAT THIS MEETING WENT SMOOTHLY WITH ME AS FACILITATOR.

THE BREAKTHROUGH WAS WHEN I REALIZED I WAS THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH ANYTHING VALUABLE TO SAY.

LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE TO HONOR ME FOR MY BRILLIANT WORK DESPITE BEING SURROUNDED BY DOLTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Silent Recognition"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting scene where a woman, surrounded by "dolts," expresses her gratitude for being the only one who understands the meeting's significance. She acknowledges the facilitator's efforts and the value of her contributions, despite the others' lack of comprehension. The strip humorously highlights the challenges of communicating effectively in a group setting.

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