Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th June 1996

Dilbert//2630, first published thirty years ago on Thursday 27th June 1996

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gather requirements designing child care sewing garments windowless room illegal aliens discounts

Official transcript

Dogbert and Alice sit at a table. Dogbert says, "Alice, I need to gather some requirements before designing the company child care facility."

Dogbert continues, "Do you mind if your children spend the day sewing garments in a windowless room full of illegal aliens?"

Alice replies, "I mind."

Dogbert responds, "I'll put you down as a maybe."

Alice asks, "Would I get discounts on those garments?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I NEED TO GATHER SOME REQUIREMENTS BEFORE DESIGNING THE COMPANY CHILD CARE FACILITY.

DO YOU MIND IF YOUR CHILDREN SPEND THE DAY SEWING GARMENTS IN A WINDOWLESS ROOM FULL OF ILLEGAL I MIND ALIENS?

I'LL PUT YOU DOWN AS A MAYBE.

WOULD I GET DISCOUNTS ON THOSE GARMENTS?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Alice, I Need to Gather Some Requirements Before Designing the Company Child Care Facility."

Summary:

The comic strip features Alice, a woman with an afro, and her boss, who is seated at a table. The boss asks Alice to gather requirements before designing the company child care facility. Alice responds by inquiring if she should mind the children spending the day sewing garments in a windowless room full of illegal aliens. The boss, taken aback, asks if Alice would get discounts on those garments. Alice's response is a simple "I mind." The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the boss's lack of understanding.

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