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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th June 1996

Dilbert//2629, first published thirty years ago on Wednesday 26th June 1996


Tags

dogbert day care progressive duct tape fortune


Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a chair across from the Boss's desk. The Boss asks, "What exactly is the Dogbert Day Care concept?"

Dogbert answers, "Progressive companies can provide day care without spending a bundle."

The Boss reads Dogbert's plan and asks, "Wouldn't we spend a fortune on duct tape?"

Dogbert replies, "It's reusable unless it gets slobbered on."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT EXACTLY IS THE DOGBERT DAY CARE CONCEPT ?

PROGRESSIVE COMPANIES CAN PROVIDE DAY CARE WITHOUT SPENDING A BUNDLE.

WOULDN'T WE SPEND A FORTUNE ON DUCT ?

IT'S REUSABLE UNLESS IT GETS SLOBBERED ON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Progressive Companies Can Provide Day Care Without Spending a Bundle"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee in a workplace setting.
  • The boss asks the employee, "What exactly is the Dogbert Day Care Concept?"
  • The employee responds, "Progressive companies can provide day care without spending a bundle."
  • The boss then asks, "Wouldn't we spend a fortune on duct tape?"
  • The employee replies, "It's reusable unless it gets slobbered on."
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the creative solution of using duct tape as a cost-effective alternative for providing day care services.

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