Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th August 1996

Dilbert//2694, first published thirty years ago on Friday 30th August 1996

Tags

very annoying see therpaist emotional problem misinterprets speech

Official transcript

Ratbert sits on top of Dilbert's monitor and says, "I've become one of those people who misinterprets everything you say."

Dilbert asks, "Why?"

Ratbert says, "Why? Are you saying that nothing should ever change? Maybe you shouldn't be so rigid."

Dilbert says, "This could be very annoying."

Ratbert replies, "Maybe you should see a therapist for your emotional problem."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BECOME ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO MISINTERPRETS EVERYTHING YOU SAY.

WHY?

WHY? ARE YOU SAYING THAT NOTHING SHOULD EVER CHANGE? MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO RIGID.

THIS COULD BE VERY ANNOYING.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE A THERAPIST FOR YOUR EMOTIONAL PROBLEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Therapy Session"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a dog sitting on a therapist's couch, engaged in a conversation with the therapist. The dog expresses its frustration with being misunderstood and its desire to change, but the therapist responds by suggesting that the dog should seek therapy for its emotional problems. The dog is perplexed by this response, as it had hoped for a more concrete solution to its issues. The therapist's advice is met with skepticism, leaving the dog feeling unheard and unhelped.

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