Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st August 1996

Dilbert//2695, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 31st August 1996

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becoming annoying misinterpret everything asservtive annoying not asservtive clothes dryer

Official transcript

Dogbert and Ratbert walk through the house. Dogbert says, "I hear you're becoming an annoying person who misinterprets everything."

Ratbert replies, "Yes, I'm more assertive."

Dogbert says, "I said annoying, not assertive."

Ratbert says, "Apology accepted."

They stand at the top of the cellar stairs. Dogbert opens the dryer door and says, "Whatever you do, don't climb in this clothes dryer."

Ratbert says, "Yeah, it does look cozy in there."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE BECOMING AN ANNOYING PERSON WHO MISINTERPRETS EVERYTHING.

YES, I'M MORE ASSERTIVE.

I SAID ANNOYING, NOT ASSERTIVE.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CLIMB IN THIS CLOTHES DRYER YEAH, IT DOES LOOK COZY IN THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Apology Accepted"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and his dog Dogbert. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert apologizes to Dogbert for being an annoying person who misinterprets everything.
• Dogbert responds with an apology, stating that he said "annoying, not assertive."
• Dilbert clarifies that he means "whatever you do, don't climb in this clothes dryer," referencing a previous incident where Dogbert attempted to do so.
• Dogbert, now in the dryer, looks cozy and unbothered by the situation.

This humorous exchange showcases the quirky relationship between Dilbert and Dogbert, highlighting their unique dynamic and witty banter.

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