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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th November 1996

Dilbert//2765, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 9th November 1996


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move slowly online relationships yipe madam cruella


Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a desk. Dilbert says, "You have to move slowly with these online relationships. I'll ask her what she likes to do for fun."

Dilbert and Dogbert look shocked. Dilbert says, "YIPE!"

Dilbert says, "You'd think that a woman named Madame Cruella would compensate by being extra nice."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU HAVE TO MOVE SLOWLY WITH THESE ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS.

I'LL ASK HER WHAT SHE LIKES TO DO FOR FUN.

YIPE!

YOU'D THINK THAT A WOMAN NAMED MADAME CRUELLA WOULD COMPENSATE BY BEING EXTRA NICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Woman Named Madame Cruella"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1996, features Dilbert in a humorous exchange with his coworker. Dilbert asks the coworker to move slowly with online relationships, suggesting he ask Madame Cruella for fun. The coworker responds by saying that a woman named Madame Cruella would compensate by being extra nice. The comic strip is a lighthearted take on the challenges of online dating and the importance of being genuine in one's interactions.

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