Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd November 1996

Dilbert//2779, first published thirty years ago on Saturday 23rd November 1996

Tags

warning label cigarette box kill you right away come to your house wally

Official transcript

Wally looks at a pack of cigarettes and tells Dilbert, "I never noticed this warning label on my cigarettes before."

Wally reads, "If this product doesn't kill you right away, the executives of our company will drive over to your house and finish the job. We know where you live, Wally. Quit now!"

The Boss asks Dilbert, "Why am I paying for a color printer?"

Dilbert replies, "It's also an air freshener if you know how to use it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEVER NOTICED THIS WARNING LABEL ON MY CIGARETTES BEFORE.

"IF THIS PRODUCT DOESN'T KILL YOU RIGHT AWAY, THE EXECUTIVES OF OUR COMPANY WILL DRIVE OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND FINISH THE JOB.

WEKNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, WALLY.

QUIT NOW!" WHY AM I PAYING FOR A COLOR PRINTER?

IT'S ALSO AN AIR FRESHENER IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Air Freshener"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a green tie, in a conversation with his boss. The boss is concerned about the warning label on Dilbert's cigarettes, which he has never noticed before. Dilbert explains that he has never read the label, and his boss responds by stating that if the product doesn't kill him right away, the executives of their company will drive over to his house and finish the job.

The boss then inquires about the cost of an air freshener, which Dilbert uses to mask the smell of his cigarettes. The boss suggests that the air freshener is also an air freshener, implying that it can be used to eliminate the smell of cigarettes.

Key Points:

• Dilbert has never noticed the warning label on his cigarettes.
• His boss is concerned about the potential harm caused by the cigarettes.
• The boss suggests that the executives will drive over to Dilbert's house and finish the job if the product doesn't kill him right away.
• Dilbert uses an air freshener to mask the smell of his cigarettes.
• The boss implies that the air freshener can be used to eliminate the smell of cigarettes.

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