Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th January 1997

Dilbert//2828, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 11th January 1997

Tags

perfromance review napping key board face qwertytis working hard

Official transcript

Wally says to Dilbert, "Wish me luck. I'm off to get my performance review."

Dilbert says, "Have you been napping? You've got a bad case of keyboard face."

Wally has several indentations on his cheek. The Boss asks Wally, "What's wrong with your face?"

Wally replies, "I have Qwertytis. It's from working too hard."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WISH ME LUCK. I'M OFF TO GET MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

HAVE YOU BEEN NAPPING? YOU'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF KEYBOARD FACE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

I HAVE QWERTYTIS.

IT'S FROM WORKING TOO HARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Performance Review"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green tie, who is undergoing a performance review. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert is asked to reflect on his performance and identify areas for improvement.
• He is then asked if he has been napping, to which he responds that he has been experiencing a bad case of keyboard face.
• The reviewer asks what's wrong with his face, and Dilbert reveals that he has QWERTYTIS, a condition caused by working too hard.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate culture and the challenges of working in a high-pressure environment.

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