Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th January 1997

Dilbert//2830, first published 29 years ago on Monday 13th January 1997

Tags

work anti work unit of work generated unnecessary work

Official transcript

The Boss, Dilbert and Wally sit at a conference table. Wally says, "This week I did equal amounts of work and anti-work."

Wally continues, "For every unit of work I did, I generated an equal amount of unnecessary work for co-workers. I figure I broke even."

The Boss says, "Wally, come see me after the staff meeting."

Wally replies, "Oh, great. You're driving me into negative territory."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WEEK I DID EQUAL AMOUNTS OF WORK AND ANTI-WORK.

FOR EVERY UNIT OF WORK I DID, I GENERATED AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF UNNECESSARY WORK FOR COWORKERS.

I FIGURE I BROKE EVEN.

WALLY, COME SEE ME AFTER THE STAFF MEETING.

OH, GREAT.

YOU'RE DRIVING ME INTO NEGATIVE TERRITORY!

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