Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st January 1997

Dilbert//2838, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 21st January 1997

Tags

perfromance review alleged misdeeds lower rating fit bell curve selling crack

Official transcript

Wally tells the Boss, "I can't sign this performance review! It's full of alleged misdeeds that you invented to lower my rating!"

The Boss replies, "Yes, but I think it reflects the sort of things you MIGHT do. I had to make all the reviews fit a bell curve."

Wally screams, "I am NOT selling crack from my cubicle!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T SIGN THIS PERFORMANCE REVIEW!

IT'S FULL OF ALLEGED MISDEEDS THAT YOU INVENTED TO LOWER MY RATING!

YES, BUT I THINK IT REFLECTS THE SORT OF THINGS YOU MIGHT DO.

I HAD TO MAKE ALL THE REVIEWS FIT A BELL CURVE.

I AM NOT SELLING CRACK FROM MY CUBICLE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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