Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd January 1997

Dilbert//2839, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 22nd January 1997

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canceling life insurance catbert evil hr director extend vacations family freindly no longer allow remove incentives time off for death kill relatives

Official transcript

Catbert stands at his desk and types, "Effective immediately, the company will no longer allow time off for the death of a family member."

Catbert continues, "This 'family friendly' policy will remove your incentive to extend vacations by killing relatives."

Catbert continues, "And more good news: we're canceling your life insurance so your family won't try to snuff you out either."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, THE COMPANY WILL NO LONGER ALLOW TIME OFF FOR THE DEATH OF A FAMILY MEMBER.

THIS "FAMILY FRIENDLY" POLICY WILL REMOVE YOUR INCENTIVE TO EXTEND VACATIONS BY KILLING RELATIVES.

AND MORE GOOD NEWS: WE'RE CANCELING YOUR LIFE INSURANCE SO YOUR FAMILY WON'T TRY TO SNUFF YOU OUT EITHER.

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