Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th January 1997

Dilbert//2842, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 25th January 1997

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employee survey tabulated under paid management is incompetent bizarre unworldly response travel alarm clock company logo

Official transcript

Alice, the Boss, Wally and Dilbert sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "The results of the employee survey have been tabulated."

The Boss continues, "As always, employees say they are underpaid, blah, blah, blah, and management is incompetent."

Alice asks, "And your bizarre, unworldly response will be?"

The Boss replies, "Everyone gets a travel alarm clock with the company logo!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE RESULTS OF THE EMPLOYEE SURVEY HAVE BEEN TABULATED.

AS AS ALWAYS, EMPLOYEES SAY THEY ARE UNDERPAID, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, AND MANAGEMENT IS INCOMPETENT.

AND YOUR BIZARRE, UNWORLDLY RESPONSE WILL BE?

EVERYONE GETS A TRAVEL ALARM CLOCK WITH THE COMPANY LOGO!

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