Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th January 1997

Dilbert//2845, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 28th January 1997

Tags

figure of speech lost work server crashed unplanned outages advance notice

Official transcript

The Boss tells Dilbert, "The network went down and I lost my work."

Dilbert replies, "The server crashed."

The Boss says, "From now on, I want advanced notice of any unplanned outages."

The Boss adds, "And I need it yesterday."

Dilbert thinks, "I used to think that was just a figure of speech."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NETWORK WENT DOWN AND I LOST MY WORK.

THE SERVER CRASHED.

FROM NOW ON, I WANT ADVANCED NOTICE OF ANY UNPLANNED OUTAGES.

AND I NEED IT YESTERDAY.

I USED TO THINK THAT WAS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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