Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th January 1997

Dilbert//2846, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 29th January 1997

Tags

schedule future unplanned network outages include schedule sick days volcanic eruptions earth quakes hurricanes

Official transcript

Dilbert hands the Boss a document and says, "As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages."

Dilbert continues, "I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."

Dilbert says, "This is the point when you realize how stupid your request was and we have a good laugh."

The Boss reads the document and looks shocked. He asks, "Does CNN know about this?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU REQUESTED, HERE IS A SCHEDULE OF ALL FUTURE UNPLANNED NETWORK OUTAGES.

I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO INCLUDE A SCHEDULE OF ALL FUTURE SICK DAYS, VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS, EARTHQUAKES AND HURRICANES.

THIS IS THE POINT WHEN YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID YOUR REQUEST WAS AND WE HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.

DOES CNN KNOW ABOUT THIS?

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