Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th January 1997

Dilbert//2847, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 30th January 1997

Tags

glass half empty half in another glass lips on glass optimist half full redundant glass

Official transcript

Ratbert stands on a desk looking at a glass of water. He says, "A pessimist says the glass is half empty. An optimist says it's half full."

Dilbert asks, "Did you put your lips on my glass again?"

Ratbert says, "And the engineer says . . ."

Dilbert says, "It's a good thing I put half of my water in a redundant glass."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A PESSIMIST SAYS THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY.

AN OPTIMIST SAYS IT'S HALF FULL.

DID YOU PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY GLASS AGAIN?

AND THE ENGINEER SAYS...

IT'S A GOOD THING I PUT HALF OF MY WATER IN A REDUNDANT GLASS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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