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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th February 1997

Dilbert//2854, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 6th February 1997


Tags

catbert evil hr dircetor boss didn't see struggle low performance alice human resources binder downsize


Official transcript

Alice sits across from Catbert's desk. She says, "I was so good at my job that I never needed to bother my boss, but he gave me a low rating because he didn't see me struggling."

Catbert replies, "I must refer to my human resources binders to see how to deal with this."

Catbert looks at a bookcase filled with binders. Most of the binders are labeled "Downsize"

and a few are labeled "Hire Losers."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WAS SO GOOD AT MY JOB THAT I NEVER NEEDED TO BOTHER MY BOSS. BUT HE GAVE ME A LOW RATING BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SEE ME STRUGGLING.

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR TO DEAL WITH THIS.

BINDERS TO SEE HOW HUMAN RESOURCES I MUST REFER TO MY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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