Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th February 1997

Dilbert//2862, first published 29 years ago on Friday 14th February 1997

Tags

raise didn't go secretary didn't do paperwork initite disciplinary actions disciplinary action forms

Official transcript

Dilbert tells the Boss, "My raise didn't go through because your secretary didn't do the paperwork."

Dilbert continues, "I demand that you initiate disciplinary actions against her!"

The Boss says, "I'll try, but . . ."

The Boss stands behind Carol's desk and asks, "Carol, could you get me one of those disciplinary action forms?"

Carol replies, "Sure, right after my ski trip to hell."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY RAISE DIDN'T GO THROUGH BECAUSE YOUR SECRETARY DIDN'T DO THE PAPERWORK.

I DEMAND THAT YOU INITIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS AGAINST HER!

I'LL TRY, BUT..

CAROL, COULD YOU GET ME ONE OF THOSE DISCIPLINARY ACTION FORMS?

SURE, RIGHT AFTER MY SKI TRIP TO HELL.

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