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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th February 1997

Dilbert//2863, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 15th February 1997


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wendy new secretary time to process pay increase on desk three months more is not better


Official transcript

Carol tells Dilbert, "This is Wendy, my new secretary."

Dilbert replies, "I didn't know secretaries could have secretaries."

Dilbert asks, "Now will you have time to process my pay increase? It's been on your desk for three months."

Carol and Wendy laugh. Dilbert thinks, "Here's another case where more is not better."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THIS IS WENDY, MY NEW SECRETARY.

I DIDN'T KNOW SECRETARIES COULD HAVE SECRETARIES.

NOW WILL YOU HAVE TIME TO PROCESS MY PAY INCREASE? IT'S BEEN ON YOUR DESK FOR THREE MONTHS.

HA HERE'S ANOTHER CASE WHERE MORE IS NOT BETTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Pay Increase"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Wendy, a new secretary, who is unaware that she could have been a secretary. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • The boss asks Wendy how long she has been on her desk for three months.
  • Wendy responds with laughter, indicating she is not aware of the situation.
  • The boss then reveals that he has been on her desk for three months, implying that he has been working as a secretary for that duration.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the boss's attempt to justify his actions.

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