Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th February 1997

Dilbert//2865, first published 29 years ago on Monday 17th February 1997

Tags

ask for one juggle mushrooms project review meeting trained bats five year budget forecast

Official transcript

The Boss sits at his desk and tells Dilbert, "You didn't give me your five-year budget forecast."

Dilbert replies, "You didn't ask for one."

The Boss says, "It was discussed at the project review meeting."

Dilbert replies, "You didn't invite me to that meeting."

The Boss asks, "Did you accomplish ANYTHING this week?"

Dilbert answers, "I trained the bats who live in my cubicle to juggle mushrooms."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME YOUR FIVE-YEAR BUDGET FORECAST.

YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR ONE.

IT WAS DISCUSSED AT THE PROJECT REVIEW MEETING.

YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO THAT MEETING.

DID YOU ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THIS WEEK?

I TRAINED THE BATS WHO LIVE IN MY CUBICLE TO JUGGLE MUSHROOMS.

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