Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th February 1997

Dilbert//2865, first published 29 years ago on Monday 17th February 1997

Dilbert cartoon for Monday 17th February 1997

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Dilbert for Tuesday 18th February 1997

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ask for one juggle mushrooms project review meeting trained bats five year budget forecast

Official transcript

The Boss sits at his desk and tells Dilbert, "You didn't give me your five-year budget forecast."

Dilbert replies, "You didn't ask for one."

The Boss says, "It was discussed at the project review meeting."

Dilbert replies, "You didn't invite me to that meeting."

The Boss asks, "Did you accomplish ANYTHING this week?"

Dilbert answers, "I trained the bats who live in my cubicle to juggle mushrooms."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME YOUR FIVE-YEAR BUDGET FORECAST.

YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR ONE.

IT WAS DISCUSSED AT THE PROJECT REVIEW MEETING.

YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO THAT MEETING.

DID YOU ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THIS WEEK?

I TRAINED THE BATS WHO LIVE IN MY CUBICLE TO JUGGLE MUSHROOMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bat Training"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a boss asking an employee if they accomplished anything that week.
The employee responds by saying they trained bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is unimpressed and asks the employee to invite them to the project review meeting.
The employee refuses, citing that they didn't invite the boss to the meeting.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to explain what they did during the week.
The employee proudly declares that they trained the bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is incredulous and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that they were tasked with training the bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is confused and asks the employee to clarify what the project is about.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the project.
The employee explains that the project is a review meeting where they will present their findings on training bats to juggle mushrooms.
The boss is frustrated and asks the employee to provide more details about the project.
The employee explains that the project involves training bats to juggle mushrooms as part of a project review meeting.
The boss is still confused and asks the employee to provide more context about the

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