Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th February 1997

Dilbert//2866, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 18th February 1997

Tags

all grown up intern unanswerable whiny decison

Official transcript

Asok, Dilbert and Alice sit at a conference table. Asok says, "I'd like to start the meeting with a whiny, unanswerable question."

Asok shouts, "Why can't anyone make a decision around here?!"

Alice says, "That was good."

Dilbert pats Asok on the back and sniff emotionally. He says, "My little intern is all grown up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO START THE MEETING WITH A WHINY, UNANSWERABLE QUESTION.

WHY CAN'T ANYONE MAKE A DECISION AROUND HERE?.

THAT WAS GOOD.

MY LITTLE INTERN IS ALL GROWN UP SNIFF

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Intern's First Day"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a meeting where an intern is introduced, and the attendees are unimpressed.
• The intern's response to the question "Why can't anyone make a decision around here?" is met with skepticism.
• The intern's comment about being an intern is perceived as unprofessional.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of working with interns and the difficulties of making decisions in a workplace setting.

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