Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th February 1997

Dilbert//2868, first published 29 years ago on Thursday 20th February 1997

Tags

bold commando relocates pc thwarting union rules moving computer police catch dilbert jailtime

Official transcript

Dilbert wears a black hooded suit and carries a PC. He thinks, "The bold commando stealthily relocates his PC at night, thus thwarting burdensome union rules."

A security guard pulls a gun on Dilbert and says, "Freeze, miscreant."

Dilbert stands in a jail cell with two large men. He thinks, "I hope this works."

One of the convicts says, "You don't look like Johnny Cash to me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BOLD COMMANDO STEALTHILY RELOCATES HIS PC AT NIGHT, THUS THWARTING BURDENSOME UNION RULES.

FREEZE, MISCREANT.

I HOPE THIS WORKS.

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE JOHNNY CASH TO ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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