Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th February 1997

Dilbert//2867, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 19th February 1997

Tags

union job file or grievance moving ten feet johnny cash wait for union person

Official transcript

Dilbert carries a monitor. A man says, "Hey, that's a union job. Put it down or I'll file a grievance."

Dilbert says, "I'm only moving it ten feet. If I wait for a union person, I'll be unable to do my job for a week."

The man says, "Watch me not care."

Dilbert wears a hooded black suit and holds a grappling hook. Dogbert says, "If anyone sees you move the PC tonight, try saying you're Johnny Cash."

Dilbert says, "Maybe I should just use the elevator."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, THAT'S A UNION JOB. PUT IT DOWN OR I'LL FILE A GRIEVANCE.

I'M ONLY MOVING IT TEN FEET. IF I WAIT FOR BE UNANIE TRSON, MY JOB FOR A WEEK.

WATCH ME NOT CARE.

TT IF ANYONE SEES YOU MOVE THE PC TONIGHT, TRY SAYING YOU'RE JOHNNY CASH.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST USE THE ELEVATOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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