Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd February 1997

Dilbert//2870, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 22nd February 1997

Tags

abandon logic manage cliches one bird always right handed actually inprovement

Official transcript

The Boss tells Dilbert, "I've decided to abandon logic and manage by cliches."

The Boss continues, "It won't be easy, but I'll take it one bird at a time."

The Boss continues, "And remember, the customer is always right-handed."

Dilbert says, "This is actually an improvement."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO ABANDON LOGIC AND MANAGE BY CLICHES.

IT WON'T BE EASY, BUT I'LL TAKE IT ONE BIRD AT A TIME.

AND REMEMBER, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT- HANDED.

THIS IS ACTUALLY AN IMPROVEMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "An Improvement"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1997, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic comments and observations about office life. In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with abandoning logic and managing by clichés. He decides to take a bird at a time, but notes that this approach is an improvement. The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of management decisions and the tendency to prioritize clichés over practicality.

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