Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd February 1997

Dilbert//2871, first published 29 years ago on Sunday 23rd February 1997

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dread staff meeting describe accomplishments amazing success wally ville ass fell asleep

Official transcript

The Boss, Wally, Dilbert and Alice sit at a conference table. The Boss thinks, "I dread this part of the staff meeting."

The Boss says, "Let's go around the table and describe our accomplishments for the week. Wally?"

Wally replies, "It was another week of amazing success in Wallyville."

Wally continues, "On Monday I realized my left bun had fallen asleep."

Wally continues, "I was shocked. The 'Boys' had always worked as a team before."

Wally leans to the side and continues, "Thinking quickly, I shifted my weight to my right bun and hoped for the best."

Alice says, "That's your left side, not your right."

Wally replies, "That's the other thing; apparently the boys switched sides sometime during the night."

The Boss covers his face with his hands.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DREAD THIS PART OF THE STAFF MEETING.

LET'S GO AROUND THE TABLE AND DESCRIBE OUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR THE WEEK.

WALLY?

IT WAS ANOTHER WEEK OF AMAZING SUCCESS IN WALLYVILLE.

ON MONDAY I REALIZED MY LEFT BUN HAD FALLEN ASLEEP.

I WAS SHOCKED.

THE "BOYS" HAD ALWAYS WORKED AS A TEAM BEFORE.

THINKING QUICKLY, I SHIFTED MY WEIGHT TO MY RIGHT BUN AND HOPED FOR THE BEST..

THAT'S YOUR LEFT SIDE, NOT YOUR RIGHT.

THAT'S THE OTHER THING i APPARENTLY THE BOYS SWITCHED SIDES SOMETIME DURING THE NIGHT.

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