Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th February 1997

Dilbert//2872, first published 29 years ago on Monday 24th February 1997

Tags

promise the customer build in month timing probelm shifting blame engineering spending huge bonus blame transfer

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at a conference table with several people. A salesman tells them, "I had to promise the customer we could build the thing in a month even though you said it was impossible."

The salesperson continues, "I'll solve the timing problem by shifting blame to engineering while spending the huge bonus I got for the sale."

Dilbert says, "Your planning has improved."

The man closes his eyes and says, "Beginning blame transfer now . . ."

The other people at the table growl.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAD TO PROMISE THE CUSTOMER WE COULD BUILD THE THING IN A MONTH EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.

I'LL SOLVE THE TIMING PROBLEM BY SHIFTING BLAME TO ENGINEERING WHILE SPENDING THE HUGE BONUS I GOT FOR THE SALE.

YOUR PLANNING HAS IMPROVED.

RRR BEGINNING BLAME TRANSFER NOW RRR

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