Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th February 1997

Dilbert//2876, first published 29 years ago on Friday 28th February 1997

Tags

speak about project plan created input arrogant baboon slap you flashbacks honeymoon

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on the Boss's desk and says, "Dilbert asked me to speak to you about the project plan you created without his input."

Dogbert screams, "It's impossible, you arrogant baboon!!!"

Dogbert continues, "Lean over here so I can slap you."

The Boss says, "I'm having flashbacks to my honeymoon."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASKED ME TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT THE PROJECT PLAN YOU CREATED WITHOUT HIS INPUT.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, YOU ARROGANT BABOON!!!

LEAN OVER HERE SO I CAN SLAP YOU.

I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS TO MY HONEYMOON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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