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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th February 1997

Dilbert//2876, first published 29 years ago on Friday 28th February 1997


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speak about project plan created input arrogant baboon slap you flashbacks honeymoon


Official transcript

Dogbert stands on the Boss's desk and says, "Dilbert asked me to speak to you about the project plan you created without his input."

Dogbert screams, "It's impossible, you arrogant baboon!!!"

Dogbert continues, "Lean over here so I can slap you."

The Boss says, "I'm having flashbacks to my honeymoon."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASKED ME TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT THE PROJECT PLAN YOU CREATED WITHOUT HIS INPUT.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, YOU ARROGANT BABOON!!!

LEAN OVER HERE SO I CAN SLAP YOU.

I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS TO MY HONEYMOON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Baboon's Plan"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and Baboon, a white ape. The scene unfolds in a conference room, where Dilbert asks Baboon about his project plan. Baboon responds with a bold declaration: "IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, YOU ARROGANT BABOON!!!" Dilbert, taken aback, leans over to slap Baboon but is interrupted by Baboon's announcement that he's having flashbacks to their honeymoon. The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected twist at the end.

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