Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st March 1997

Dilbert//2877, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 1st March 1997

Tags

budget cuts do more with less first staff meeting less planning unnecessary work

Official transcript

Dilbert, Wally, the Boss and Alice sit at a conference table. Wally says, "As you requested, I have learned to 'do more with less.'"

Wally continues, "I'm doing more unnecessary work, with less planning, less intelligence, and less guilt."

The Boss says, "I hate the first staff meeting after budget cuts."

Wally adds, "And less career aspiration, too!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU REQUESTED, I HAVE LEARNED TO "DO MORE WITH LESS." I'M DOING MORE UNNECESSARY WORK, WITH LESS PLANNING, LESS INTELLIGENCE, AND LESS GUILT.

I HATE THE FIRST STAFF MEETING AFTER BUDGET CUTS.

AND LESS CAREER ASPIRATION, TOO!

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