Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th March 1997

Dilbert//2880, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 4th March 1997

Tags

business startegy example good strategy learn panty hose ratbert the consultant walmarts

Official transcript

Alice, Ratbert and Wally sit at a conference table. Ratbert says, "'Wal-Mart's' business strategy was very successful. You can learn from their example."

Alice asks, "Does their strategy involve sitting around and making irrelevant comparisons to other companies?"

Ratbert replies, "All I know for sure is that they don't let rats try on all the pantyhose in the store."

Wally says, "Good strategy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT THE CONSULTANT "WAL-MART'S" BUSINESS STRATEGY WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL. YOU CAN LEARN FROM THEIR EXAMPLE.

DOES THEIR STRATEGY INVOLVE SITTING AROUND AND MAKING IRRELEVANT COMPARISONS TO OTHER COMPANIES?

ALL I KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT THEY DON'T LET RATS TRY ON ALL THE PANTYHOSE IN THE STORE.

GOOD STRATEGY.

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