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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th March 1997

Dilbert//2881, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 5th March 1997


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rather the consultant strategy optuons matrix four boxes something phase two concentric circles labels and arrows


Official transcript

Ratbert stands in front of a dry erase board and says, "Your strategy options can be shown in this matrix."

Dilbert and the Boss sit at a conference table listening to the presentation. Ratbert continues, "The four boxes are 'Something . . . Something . . . Some other thing and whatever.'"

Ratbert continues, "In phase two I hope to turn this matrix into concentric circles with labels and arrows."

The Boss thinks, "I'm under the consultant's spell."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

RATBERT THE CONSULTANT YOUR STRATEGY OPTIONS CAN BE SHOWN IN THIS MATRIX.

THE FOUR BOXES ARE "SOMETHING...

SOMETHING... SOME OTHER THING AND WHATEVER." IN PHASE TWO I HOPE TO TURN THIS MATRIX INTO CONCENTRIC I'M UNDER CIRCLES WITH THE CONSUL- LABELS AND TANT'S ARROWS.

SPELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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