Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th March 1997

Dilbert//2887, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 11th March 1997

Tags

young and inexperinced naive question doing email after tax earnings alice stuffed body shirt sleeve

Official transcript

Asok stands behind Alice's desk and says, "I am young and inexperienced, so please excuse this naive question, Alice . . ."

Asok continues, "You spend hours every day 'doing e-mail.' How does this contribute to net after-tax earnings?"

Asok stands behind Dilbert's desk and says, "Today I learned that Alice can stuff my entire body into one shirt sleeve."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM YOUNG AND INEXPERIENCED, SO PLEASE EXCUSE THIS NAIVE QUESTION, ALICE...

YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY "DOING EMAIL." HOW DOES THIS CONTRIBUTE TO NET AFTER-TAX EARNINGS?

TODAY I LEARNED THAT ALICE CAN STUFF MY ENTIRE BODY INTO ONE SHIRT SLEEVE.

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