Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th March 1997

Dilbert//2886, first published 29 years ago on Monday 10th March 1997

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most absurd activity timecard no project code staring at wall fretting reorganization training their or liar

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk and thinks, "And now for the most absurd activity of the week: the timecard."

Dilbert thinks, "There's no project code for 'staring at the wall and fretting about the reorganization.' I'll call it 'training.'"

Dilbert hands the timecard to Carol and says, "Before I worked here I wasn't a thief or a liar."

Carol replies, "You can't get that kind of training in school."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND NOW FOR THE MOST ABSURD ACTIVITY OF THE WEEK: THE TIMECARD.

THERE'S NO PROJECT CODE FOR "STARING AT THE WALL AND FRETTING ABOUT THE REORGANIZATION." I'LL CALL IT "TRAINING!" BEFORE I WORKED HERE I WASN'T A THIEF OR A LIAR.

YOU CAN'T GET THAT KIND OF TRAINING IN SCHOOL.

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