Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th March 1997

Dilbert//2894, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 18th March 1997

Tags

disguise arousal jerk magnet talk to death turkey deceased sandwhich

Official transcript

Tina and Dilbert sit at a table eating lunch. Tina says, "I always fall for the wrong guys. I'm a jerk magnet."

Dilbert says, "Tina, the turkey in your sandwich is already deceased. You don't have to talk it to death."

Tina clenches her teeth and her fists. She thinks, "I must disguise my arousal."

Dilbert says, "Hey, look! We're eating exactly the same quantities for lunch!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ALWAYS FALL FOR THE WRONG GUYS. I'M A JERK MAGNET.

TINA, THE TURKEY IN YOUR SANDWICH IS ALREADY DECEASED.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK IT TO DEATH.

I MUST DISGUISE MY AROUSAL.

HEY, LOOK!

WE'RE EATING EXACTLY THE SAME QUANTITIES FOR LUNCH!

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