Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th March 1997

Dilbert//2895, first published 29 years ago on Wednesday 19th March 1997

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confides in alice crush on dilbert desiring engineer report tech writer wrong situation

Official transcript

Tina and Alice sit at a table. Tina says, "Alice, I think I'm developing a crush on Dilbert."

Tina asks, "Is that so wrong?"

Alice replies, "Apparently it is."

Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light, appears and says, "I have a report of a tech writer desiring an engineer."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I THINK I'M DEVELOPING A CRUSH ON DILBERT.

IS THAT SO WRONG?

APPARENTLY IT IS.

I HAVE A REPORT OF A TECH WRITER DESIRING AN ENGINEER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Love in the Time of Dilbert"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Alice, who has a crush on Dilbert. However, her feelings are not reciprocated, and she is left disappointed. The situation takes a turn when she discovers that Dilbert has a report of a tech writer desiring an engineer. This revelation leads to a series of humorous exchanges between Alice and Dilbert, ultimately resulting in Alice's realization that her feelings are not requited.

Key Points:

• Alice has a crush on Dilbert but is disappointed when he doesn't feel the same way.
• She discovers a report of a tech writer desiring an engineer, which leads to a series of humorous exchanges.
• Alice ultimately realizes that her feelings are not requited.

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