Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th July 1997

Dilbert//3006, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 8th July 1997

Tags

broke herd dancer do your stuff flirting powerful woman chick magnet

Official transcript

Dilbert, wearing a jogging suit, sits in the grass. He says to Dogbert, "If you're such a chick magnet, let's see you do your stuff."

Dogbert says, "Okay. I'll wag. They love that."

Dilbert says, "It's working! You broke one out of the herd. She'd coming this way."

Dogbert says, "Be careful. I don't know how powerful this is."

Dilbert grumbles. A cute girl sits next to Dogbert and says, "I'll bet you work out a lot. I'm a dancer."

Dogbert says, "Uh-oh."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU'RE SUCH A CHICK MAGNET, LET'S SEE YOU DO YOUR STUFF.

OKAY. I'LL WAG. THEY LOVE THAT.

IT'S WORKING! YOU BROKE ONE OUT OF THE HERD. SHE'S COMING THIS WAY.

BE CAREFUL.

I DON'T KNOW HOW POWERFUL THIS IS.

GRUMBLE I'LL BET YOU WORK OUT A LOT. I'M A DANCER.

UH-OH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dance, Dog, Dance"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and his dog Dogbert.
• Dogbert is depicted as a clever and manipulative canine who often gets Dilbert into trouble.
• In this strip, Dogbert convinces Dilbert to work out to become a dancer, using his usual tactics of flattery and manipulation.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of a dog being able to talk and convince humans to do its bidding, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
• Overall, the comic strip showcases the humorous dynamic between Dilbert and Dogbert, with Dogbert always coming out on top.

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